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Colophon, Mackie's legendary Tech Support staff. Manual

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COLOPHON (Roll credits please) Manual written by Jeff Gilbert, based on a short story by Ron Koliha, now a major Broadway Musical. Manual then defaced with proofreading pens in the hands of Mackie's legendary Tech Support staff. Manual composed on a rinky-dink PC using a low-budget word processor, then converted to this amazing piece of work using a 13-story 1000 gigawhopper Macintosh operated by Mackie's notorious Advertising staff (most notably Becky Priebe). Please, feel free to let us know if you find an error or stumble over a confusing paragraph. Thank you for reading the entire manual (we know you have, or you wouldn't be here). Mackie, the "Running Man" figure, VLZ and XDR are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mackie Designs Inc. Other brand names mentioned are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective holders and are hereby acknowledged. © 2003 Mackie Designs Inc. All Rights Reserved. 34

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COLOPHON
(Roll credits please) Manual written by Jeff
Gilbert, based on a short story by Ron Koliha,
now a major Broadway Musical. Manual then
defaced with proofreading pens in the hands of
Mackie’s legendary Tech Support staff. Manual
composed on a rinky-dink PC using a low-bud-
get word processor, then converted to this
amazing piece of work using a 13-story 1000
gigawhopper Macintosh operated by Mackie’s
notorious Advertising staff (most notably Becky
Priebe). Please, feel free to let us know if you
find an error or stumble over a confusing para-
graph. Thank you for reading the entire manual
(we know you have, or you wouldn’t be here).
Mackie, the "Running Man"
figure, VLZ and XDR are trademarks or registered trademarks of
Mackie Designs Inc. Other brand names mentioned are trademarks or registered trademarks of
their respective holders and are hereby acknowledged.
© 2003 Mackie Designs Inc.
All Rights Reserved.